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Friday, August 7, 2009

OFF TOPIC: Why you don't take your hubby shopping to Target (or anywhere else!)

Ok. This is an interior design blog, but I just got this mail, and I found it too hilarious not to share. Hold on to your chair while reading:

Dette er fortsatt en interiørblogg, men jeg har gjort et lite unntak i dag. Fikk e-posten nedenfor av min amerikanske "hostmor", og den var bare for morsom til ikke å dele:

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips
to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most
women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Target store.

Dear Mrs.Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion
in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban
both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samsel,
are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away! This caused the employee
to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose
time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms
on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were

9 September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as
a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 13. Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, He yelled, PICK ME, PICK ME.

14. October 21. When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
One of the clerks passed out.



This is HYSTERICAL! I have to make sure my husband doesn't see this. It'll give him ideas the next time I drag him shopping! It was great chatting with you this week! Have a fun weekend. :)

bluehydrangea said...

This is great!! Can't wait to have my husband read it!! thanks for the laugh!!

Ninas Drops said...

Ha hA......
herlig vettu.

Armkroken said...

Hysterisk bra!! God helg!

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